Just Like Elvis

So, word around the street says that Micheal Jackson died today. Well, I'm here to tell you that it's all LIES. That's right, like Evils, Micheal Jackson is not really dead. Unlike Elvis, Micheal Jackson was not taken by aliens--Micheal's plot is much more... sinister.

At Micheal Jackson's burial, there will be a priest with a deep, foreboding voice speaking over his grave. As the coffin is lowered slowly into the grave, the priest will suddenly start to say:
"The foulest stench is in the air,
The funk of forty-thousand years
And grisly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom.
And though you fight to stay alive,
Your body starts to shiver,
For no meer mortal can resist the evil...
...of...
the THRRRRRILLEERRRRRRR."

And then Micheal Jackson will jump out of his coffin, onto the damp grass, his skin color (and race!) will be changed to that of a zombie, and he will start to dance, . The procession, entranced by the power of The Thriller, will begin to dance as well, and thus Micheal Jackson will have successfully re-booted his life.

R.I.P Micheal Jackson, even though he was a creep.